You monster.

ISABELLE WERE YOU JUST ASLEEP ;W;

GO HOME GIRL

GO HOME ITS OK I GOT THIS TODAY

Man, I'm a wuss and I don't feel bad about that.

People can LEAVE THE TOWN @A#

I need to go fishing on the island today

screw the time

I need money

like burning

>Shari thinking of moving

OH REALLY

It begins.

Next, all your favorites will be all

oh hey

I wanna go on adventures

No they wont

so I'm packing my bags LATERRRR

because I'll convince them

otherwise

will you

what if you're not there that day

what if

I'M ALWAYS HERE

Wait, that can actually happen? :/ The fuck?

yup

Oh my god. :c That adds some stress to this.

WELCOME TO ANIMAL CROSSING

>|D

Well, yes! People move! It is a fact of life. |D

I wanna be a pro listener

ugh

What, your villagers still calling you a rookie mayor? h e h

I GET LIKE

NEGATIVE THINGS DONE

BECAUSE I SLEEP AT A REASONABLE TIME NOW

psh, excuses

I have a bridge, a fountain, a campsite and that's about it :T

your FACE is an excuse

WHY DO I KEEP SLIPPING

I know.

... like, while walking or...?

ranning on das beach

... well... it's.......... raining....

ITS NOT RAINING!!11

I SAID RANNING ;W;

Im running on the beach!

.... oh

are you wearing a heavy helmet or something

OH S H I T

I JUST GOT CALLED PRO LISTENER

maybe you're having an unlucky day

Nan asking to be my trusty assistant

the laydeez are just all over me yo

Im sorry but Isabelle is my one and only trusty never sleeps assistant, Nan

become a mechanic

poor Isabelle

seriously I wish I could let her go on vacation, geez

IF ONLY SO SHE CAN SLEEP FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR

I just scored a gumball machine

fuck yes

and varia suit shoes

and the other day I got a fire flower

"I think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw dropping physique! Ha ha!!"

Jay you are seriously my bro.

what a fly guy.

...

ok im making bank tonight

legit

beetles going down

my room might not be the best but it's definitely coming together~ ♥

plus someone hooked me up with a palace wallpaper!?

right now I'm rocking a cityscape

that I can get a ton of mileage outta

(thx Jay you baller sob)