I live in minnesota. Whoop!

so true. you drink pop. we drink soda.

actually, I drink soda. I'm not like everyone else here.

you probably drink fruit soda, with little dancing chunks in it.

oh, the upset

hahaha... the duodenum dance!

dance, what?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du...

woah, totally lost it there.

what, you don't know you're digestive system terminology? oh, the shame

I know, right?

you drink SUPERFOOD!!! YAY!!!