Mrs.P
says
my dog just accidentally landed full force on my face from a running leap. I believe the words I am looking for are: FUCKING HELL OWWWWW. 
How can you be sure it was an accident?
Mrs.P
shares
Mrs.P
says
I am not at ALL sure but she does seem very sorry. Although she might just be sorry she didn't have my head off.
Mrs.P
says
this photo is of me being a Brave Little Soldier.
I am very impressed that you're still able to type with such an injury.
Pignut
is
it life-threatening?
Mrs.P
says
definitely. I barely escaped.
Looks like you'll need stitches and probably a new head
Mrs.P
says
do I get to choose?
Yeah, why not? Or you can have the one that turned up with my wig
Mrs.P
says
isn't it covered in flies by now? Better than my scarred visage I suppose.
Pignut
says
Beggars can't be choosers, dear. The cat ate some of it, but it's still good.
Mrs.P
says
as long as it wasn't the nose.
get a pirate hat and a parrot and no one will even notice!
hands you a hello kitty band-aid and some ice cream
hands you a hello kitty band-aid and some ice cream