seriously... the movie... I don't think I have seen such a bad movie since twilight

the argument... god, it was so bad

"Black carbon sword" wtf were you guys taking when you came up with these names??\

guess the name of the mass destruction weapon, yes, it's ZEUS

and the villain had a black outfit, a mask and had a hard time breathing

I am all for bad movies... seriously, I love them... but this one was like, a record of bad xDDD

"Bring the gi joes" WHYYYY

"Hoo-ah" first it was the bad guys... then the good guys started to say this

... You do realize 100% of the names are from the comics, right?

but was Bruce Willis's character guest starring as John McClane?

The names are holdovers from the... 40s? I think. Complaining about G.I.Joe naming practices is much like complaining about Star Trek or My Little Pony naming systems.

and any attempt to 'fix' the names leads to an angry mob

But... why hard master? Why would you name someone hard master

I kept thinking how it seemed taken out from a porn movie

Hard Master and Storm Shadow have Japanese names, but the comics always used English Translations.

Kay, if it's from the 40's, I can get that it was there the cliches came out... tho... they really named a katana "black carbon"?

Well, the Snake Eyes related characters are early 80s.

When ninjas were cool.

Well, I didn't dislike the ninjas.. just their really... cliche lines... Then again, maybe they were the first to pop them...

I have no idea if the sword had a name before, or how long ago it was named so I can't explain black carbon.

And... cliche lines is a thing for G.I.Joe. It's not really a surprise.

Barring certain character deaths, the film was pretty much all I expected it to be. Lots of action and impossible toys. And Rock one liners.

yeah, I guess. Dunno, cause the first one, it was predictable also, but I didn't spend the whole time laughing over each bad line