also my dog's in heat and she keeps asking to hop on my lap and i'm like no dog you're bleeding

she never gives up ever

perks of being female, dog

deal with it stop making me feel guilty for not wanting blood on my lap!!!

or the chair

or the sofa

or the... anything

mom why haven't we spayed the dog yet

she gets mad every time this question comes up

oh god i had to dogsit a stupid chihuahua that hadn't been spayed for months

it was awful why don't people spay their dogs

why doesn't your mom want to spay your dog yet?

she "wants" puppies

I say "wants" because she keeps flaking out every time

I told her that if she lets this cycle pass I'm taking the dog to be spayed no matter what