New housing info is up!
As usual, actual rooming probably won't be up until closer to time for the intro log.
If you're moving straight from Beta to Gamma you don't have to comment.
ACTUAL
ROOMS
that a fucking curtain
holy crap there's a wardrobe
it might be a fucking curtain
SCREAm
maybe it's just a masturbating curtain
WOW COMPARED TO THE CRAPPY ROOMS ON THE BOAT, THIS IS PRACTICALLY THE RITZ
bitches got funding
we even got a desk and a chair
IKR
NO MORE SARDINES
lol
THEY CAN'T BE THAT BAD THEY GAVE US CURTAINS
just wait until half of the dorms are destroyed or something and then we have to fit 4 people per room, so half of them have to sleep on the floor
actually that woudl probably still be better
it's not barracks-style like in the charon
/just watching this plurk
It's a room!
ROOMS
ROOMS OH MY GOD
I can't wait to find out who're my roommates
WELP. Looks like Aoko's cleaning brigade will come in use after all
8D
WINDOWS
sleep on the floor
they'll figure something out for Sam akjhsd
this entire plurk is hilarious.
you're supposed to be dead anyhow!!!!
I needed a good laugh
I actually need to see how long these beds are
excuse you i'm not the one who doesn't fit
they're twin-sized
so yeah fuck your bed sam
If you're in a room with Conan make him sleep on the floor, he's used to it
push the beds together to make them longer or something
833333
push the beds together and lie horizontally
Conan sleeps on a mat on the floor in canon, he'll be fiiiine
or line them up end to end and they will be super long
Yeah end to end
take off the head board of one
SAM DON'T FEEL BAD Jacob is like 3 inches to tall for these stupid beds
yeah and then lie on them like that and have Conan take the excess at the end
wes how will jackson come hide in your space now, where are your guns, can he just crawl under your desk when the world wants to kill him
apologies if Conan kicks you in the middle of the night. He has nightmare problems 8D
ME TOO
I wanna know who's going to be subject to Kirk
Same here
and here
ugu im excited for random roomies too fff 83
I'm both wanting people he has CR with and people he doesn't. /excited
im so sorry for anyone rooming with jackson or vergil
just pls don't make margaery share a room with her brother okay he is the crankiest
mostly jackson. vergil is at least quiet.
I feel sorry for whoever gets placed with Conan D:
Yeah, Kurt's not so bad, just big
he needs to get laid and stop mouthbreathing down her neck u.u
also, sucks to be whoever's with yaha :'3
it will go one of two ways: 'Oh this won't be so bad. He's just a little kid' or 'Fuck this, I'm no one's parent'
here's hoping its chief
:'33333
Kirk and Yaha made it work before
ur welcome
NO
Kirk will keep Mirar
fdksfd;a lmfao
chief sends him with like a little backpack like he's going to day camp
the erotic coloring book, a sandwich with the crusts cut off, etc
sam bb 
cut into heart shapes tbh
fjdksfa LMFAO
kajshdf
god I'l laugh if Jacob gets Yaha
SOBBING
fdsfkjds
jhghfgh
laughs into the abyss at whoever is stuck with dante
with a real bed
you can't make it much worse
and blinds
and somewhere to put his booze
i wont be able to eat pb&j without loling
dante is such a bum though
like 85% of the time he's not there
ugh i need dante's ridiculous face with one of my kids, give him
he's probably crashed out asleep in the shittiest area possible
margaery will be a perfect roommate there is only a small chance she will ask you to move into a large decrepit house protected only by ancient sigils with her
shakes rng
JAKE AND DANTE
it would be a rly bad frat room tbh
SOBBING JAKE AND DANTE WOULD BE TERRIBLE OK
if I app in leonardo da vinci
james bond and dante tbh
lmfao at that poor soul
that is stuck with leo
CAN'T SLEEP GONNA BUILD SHIT
FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT
Aoko will also be a good roommate. She'll keep the place tidy c:
I feel bad for whoever gets stuck with Elementary Sherlock if he gets in
YES.
i need to app him first lkajsfdasod
no stomping in the middle of the night okok
ppl need 2 sleep
lmfao apparently this means that i am apping him
no 
no except leo is like
maybe it will be Conan and no real harm will be done
margaery will steal the cutest furniture
NO WAIT HERE
NO WAIT OVER THERE
SCURRY EVERYWHERE
CLIMB ONTO THINGS TO GET THE THING
BREAK THE THING
PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
kjll :|
BREAK IT AGAIN
for days on end
Wuzzafuzzle he will lock you in the goddamned closet until you behave
omg leo will be like
someone app tom nook
WHAT IS YOUR ARMOR
are u sure 
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
WHAT IS THIS DEVICE
charge everyone fifty bajillion bells to make their room look nice
everyone in debt to devil raccoon
... what.
play more animal crossing
WHAT DID YOU DO
devil raccoon
kajshdf
spoilers that is the tyrell's plot
sobbing
fuck that gd raccoon
no but if someone is with leonardo
to take over gamma
and there are things like opium
Now I'm imagining some black thing with a red mask and rings on his tail
wow i feel sorry for u
smoking it up
all the damn time
and horns
petition to kick off yaha and leave him in the boat
fhdjs LMFAO
chattering away at people
seems legit
jfdkls aww but yaha ;;
jake will take him
its okay
he's woken up to him hovering over him before so
/kanye shrug
lol
I'd say Jacob would take him but, pretty sure Halsey would glare daggers there
so
dante will be all
i thought we had something special jake you asshole
LMFAO u jealous bb
NO!!!!!!!!!
he still thinks ur pretty kim calm down gurl
lmfao he would be
fjdksla LMFAOM
jake is just 
good morning starshine
good morning starshine
dante is asleep on the bed
next morning jake wakes up
he's on the floor
a bottle of moonshine in his hand
fdjkflas omfg not okay
divorce
NO DIVORCING
you do not ruin his sleep space
too bad bitch
jake steps on him tbh
oh i didn't see you there on the floor
fjdsklfsda omfg jake hates everything
super divroce
fuck off i'm not a rug you hate me because i'm american stop hating me because i'm american sorry america was a dick to you
ruining sacred sleep space, hdu. the greatest insult. you have brought dishonor upon him
dishonor on you
dishonor on your cow
jdfksl he hates you because ur gross okok
jfdkls LMFAO yes
yes she does
jake will force him to look good
dante will be like i can't kill shit in this
that's why my clothes are literally $5 an outfit
because i can kill shit in it
lmfao.......... jake............... teaching people to look good....................
have you looked at jake muller recently
not very
he probably dumpster dives for clothes
but it's
a step above dante
sob
lmfao someone give those two like a makeover
stop dumpster diving
omfg them in gamma going through piles of clothes
i think this could fit u jake give it here
also belated because i missed it earlier harurururu: omfg lizard abuse
just toss shit at each other until they find a decent set of clothes like the fucking hobos they are
everyone killed shit in nice clothes in the 20s haven't you seen boardwalk empire
seriously man
actual macklemore jake muller
i have not but dante doesn't know the concept of anything
poppin tags
omg
pinstripe suits and fedoras
hey muellermore can we go thrift shopping
HFDSJFDJSK MUELLERMORE
HELP
it's 1:45 am and i'm saying this
I need this as my name now
i need to sleep
DO IT
its ok whoever is with dante he won't show up until like idk maybe once a week
they'll have everything to themselves
omfg i need the appropriate plurk icon to match hold one fjdkflas
-e
whatever dude if jake and dante room it'll be that one fanart i found
with kat and sherry in the background just all :||||
it will be guns and and sharp things and beer bottles and left over food stuff and grossness all over the floor is what it will be
it will be a college dorm room
dante's bed is actually covered with a door he ripped off
and turned into a beer pong table
....I come in here and of course the comments I see first are about those assholes 
I mean...xD
I mean...xD
WHATEVER KAT
pls love me
sadkgjwetng NO maybe
tbh dante will introduce jake as his boyfriend to kat to be a dick
hfdjsfkds lmfao
then
i'm just fucking with you we just get drunk a lot together
gurl u wish
and then it escalates into omfg wow
also 
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
ru saying u wouldn't go out with me
Omg this is awesome... /WAITS EXCITEDLY FOR RANDOM ROOMIES
wow. just wow dante.
just wow dante.
bb we had this gay chicken text conversation already
also, fitting mullermore plurk icon 
we did
omg
oh. my. god.
sob
Not that he associated with you anyway, but Piers is disowning you Muller. 
jkfldsa lmfao bawww babby piers dont be jelly u aint this fly
you wish you were fly.
he is the flyest dont even son
I do what I want.
dante agrees that jake is ttly the flyest
insert dante shrug emote here
hfdjskfa that fucking panda
go on the slide, piers
you know you want to
ugu dante bb he knows u heart him guh
Fucking slide. I love that park.
OMG... I am suddenly back in college...
This is so...familiar...
Except we had a bidet.. 
pls put kanda with wesker so neither of them ever sleeps again /shot
Two people a room? 
An absolute miracle!
This plurk is diamonds
I don't know if this has been asked already, but will the characters be able to access the roofs of any of the buildings?
For those who are claustrophobic and/or like fresh air.
We could add a door to it, but if they like fresh air they can just go outside the building.
But Daryl would rather a bird's eye view/the ability to snipe if things went south.
I think anyone with sniper training would like it too.
ah, okay
meanwhile I vote that when we do docking events they are accessed through the wardrobe >>
...omg that would be so awesome
OPEN THE DOOR ASSLAN
OMG
that'd be amazing
WHOA SWANKY.
I'm going to keep my fingers crossed for a third floor room.
Holy shit.
Eididjsj yeah one of the Spartans I think would like roof access to
Jim would like roof access as well
/makes you all climb a tree to get to the roof
I'm okay with this!
looks up at a roof and sees like five people just chilling...
Conan might want to chill on the roof :c
/tries to climb the tree. nearly falls
/Carries Conan up
aww c:
he might be ungrateful but he's a brat so no one should be surprised
/shoves him off the roof
/breaks something. now you gotta answer to Dad tbh 
/blames Wesker
/tells dad the truth :|
Yeah...the roof...people in TOS like to be in high places for some reason...