it's not as boring as what he is doing today

a spreadsheet

can you tell, I'm bored

Not as boring as filing.

filing so doesn't feel so bad anymore... just tired.

agrees with nickers. But only when the figures are in black not red

Oh Marky, talk excel to me "vlookup" *sighs*

can also tell that Dave is bored. Get that unicycle out of the garage.

it has a flat tyre...

vlookup

=SUM(A1:Z99)

Circular references

them too - but rarely suffers from them.

to lend dopiaza a puncture kit, tyre levers and and pump

he'll need a whole new inner tube - it's been sat in the garage untouched for years now

he'd probably fall off a lot too

always impressed that dopiaza could unicycle and juggle. Even at the same time.

that's just blown the men and crap at multi tasking theory you guys rely on right out of the water!

don't worry. I can't do either

men actually can ... but the expectations of them would be too great if they could .. so they don't

agrees. That reminds me of the advice I was given before working on a building site when I was younger...

"when they order you to make the drinks, wash out the kettle with swarfeger. That way they'll never ask you to make drinks again"

you worked on a building site?

that would do it. Swarfega brings back memories

, I know it sounds unlikely but I spent a fair few summers working on building sites when I was at Uni.

That's how I got that washboard stomach

sniggers