like regardless of whether it'd be an unhealthy relationship i guess

what... brought up this question...

kass because rich mofo

i'm in it for the cha-ching

lmfao mini

and tumblr browsing brought it on

modern versions of mei would date kass for the exact same reason

the hills are alive with the sound of money fuck yes

lmfao

NO SHAME MEI

NONE WHATSOEVER

thats how u do it

dat a$$

lmfaoooo

you should answer your own question, neon...

at least you are honest about the money, mini

i would date leon he'd be the best boyfriend ever

i guess i would date lucas since he would be a good boyfriend, but cameron would be the boy i would introduce to my parents because he'd be a fucking perfect chinese young man in front of chinese parents

also, i would date cameron because he could build me a super sweet beast of a computer

but lucas is good boyfriend material who is wealthy too

also he smells nice and sounds nice those are important things

super important

lmfao cameron

lucas is pretty dateable for many reasons

mei scoffs at the idea of being perfect chinese youths for chinese parents

screw that go for the wealth imagine all of the things you can do with money they are much cooler than pleasing your chinese parents (has she mentioned screw chinese parents)

(in case you didn't catch that, she says fuck chinese parents)

(you can't choose who your parents are. i'm sorry)

but computer programming/science asian boys who know how to talk to asian parents are a plus. that is the one not awkward thing about cameron-- he knows how to be respectful to asian parents

well she can appreciate the compsci part

the part about talking to parents is mostly useless for her since her Goal In Life is to flip her parents the bird

yes, he wouldn't want to... deal with her. he is a very filial son.

(i made him as an exercise in how super chinese i could make a character)

your next exercise: a lumberjack

.... no

you make a lumberjack, mini

what do you have against lumberjacks arashi

nothing. i am just pretty sure i can't pull one off that wasn't a horrible canadian stereotype

wolverine was a canadian lumberjack who didnt say eh

i think.

i was mostly thinking of being super apologetic and loving maple syrup

and poutine

i really want some poutine

neon, can we date poutine as well as cakes

no but you can set yourself on fire

you are really rude, neon

that escalated quickly

not my fault ):

being rude is my specialty

i could just inundate your asks with random foods

that is something i could do

ffffft none of them

or you could just inundate your body with flames

that is something you could do

jesus vs get some dateable characters

I DON'T WANT ANY >(