THIS ISN'T COMEDY. THIS IS OUTRIGHT HORROR, WTNV.

sort of like... that advertisement for red lobster kfla;skg;skg

protip: don't listen to welcome to night vale at night. just don't.

hiram mcdaniels the fiveheaded dragon and the faceless old woman toe to toe this year's mayoral elections im excited

OH WAIT, NEXT YEAR???