Kuroko - he has an healthy relationship with his basketball

Hagoromo - has a not so healthy relationship with her children xD

Alex - ... flirts with everything which moves, but has no real interest in anyone... plus in Kotetsu's case she even thinks he is an old geezer

Don't make Edgeworth get a restraining order, waifu

Just because he's married to her doesn't mean he has to flirt back

awww, she needs to get him on a date

on the beach with candles and wine

HE'LL PASS...

where he has a lot of place to run but nowhere to hide

NOOOOOOOO