James McAvoy should play the hedgehog in the obviously blockbuster adaptation of this book that is so coming. I just hope they get Kristin Stewart to play the female were-hedge

I kind of want to read it but don't want to reward this kind of behaviour

to know how it even got the greenlight to be published, and since it did get said greenlight for publishing, I also want the contact info of the publisher so I can write my own were-hamster romance

If you don't call one of the books "'Ware the Hamster" I'll disown you.

actually mermaids are hot right now, so I will add the whole 'shapeshift in moonlight' twist to this and create the "Weremaid" saga

Spaceballs Mega Maid Scene - 3/5

That was amazing. IM, your werehamster gonna be named Hagen?

Summerhouse publishing, IM! Go for it!

DO IT.

Wait, a Hamster dude that turns into a mermaid in the moonlight?

...

Neil Patrick Harris would be perfect.

We could get Lady Gaga to shoot the mermaid scenes. I'm sure sticking plastic fish scales on her pudenda won't faze her.

Wait this IS how they print books now right? Movie deal first, then book, then screenplay then new edition of book based loosely on screenplay?

Summerhouse is Celia's house/self-pub aegis