> buy milk tea
> lady gives me Medium Blueberry Iced Tea
> that's not what i ordered, what is this?
> it's free! enjoy!

> get lunch at cake shop
> waiter drops by with a small slice of cake
> "try our new cake flavor!"

also my classmate photocopied like one page of a poem for class and told me i didn't have to pay

free is good DONT ARGUE WITH FREE