The guard who asked if he had any dangerous items on him was far too serious... jay replied "if I do do I get a prize"

The police man said "you will be on the ground quicker than you can think and handcuffed" ... jay replied "ooo kinky"

I have no idea why the police man started getting mean and lecturing him

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the guard might just have had a bad day, i can be kranky too if i had a bad day

just my oppinion...i'm with petertje