fuck that shit, My wish is for a straight up LifeDVR- pause, rewind, ff, play, stop, & MOST IMPORTANT is the fact that it automatically recs

"are you tired of missing your favorite life experiences?"

"try new Life DVR, you'll never have to 'be there' again!"

FUNK DAT

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I WALK DOWN THE STREET SOMEBODY WANTS TO STOP ME JUST TO GIVE ME A FLYER

COME ON MAN, FUNK DAT

GET OUT OF MY WAY

question

why is it

that every time i walk into the bank

the tellers look at me like I'M THE ONE THAT ROBBED THEM LAST WEEK

COME ON MAN, FUNK DAT

what are you looking at?

FUNK DAT MAAAYNE