Perhaps he will not leave you on your own now seeing as you are a fire bug

o i set my grill on fire

i havent set anything on fire in ages i only leave hobs and cookers on by accident

least ben is used to it

im not a bad cook just really forgetful

poor Steph did not have meny memory cells to lose though (good job she is off line)

I know but she would tell you the same

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