ocelott
hopes
nobody is taking this list seriously, because every single one of these would just cause me to dismiss the guy as a douche: ca.askmen.com/top_10/dat...
IronyMaiden
says
So, when a woman tells you she is vacuuming, say: "Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?" She’ll be stunned... Yes, yes she will.
IronyMaiden
thinks
that is the checklist on how to write crappy fanfic-based soft pr0nz.
