I haven't been this disastrous in the kitchen since I was my sister's age. What the hell.

Suddenly everything is exploding and popping and...

Just. Failing.

eeeeek /flies over to help

/brings crockpot, you cant go wrong. just dump stuff in and let it cook all day and then magical delicious foodz happen

mmmm crockpot

Yeah...I would bet you any money I'd still screw it up.

I am a disaster in the kitchen unless I am baking, apparently.