Aka I WANT A PET THAT I WILL LOVE FOR TWO MONTHS AND THEN LEAVE TO JACK TO LOOK AFTER FOR FOREVER :I

/bitchin' and moanin'

A HORSE, YOU SAY?

/gently weeping

I love horses, but they are such a time commitment :cc

they really are. especially if you're the only one

And expensive, holy shit. My cousins have a horse.

My sister always wanted a horse.