I feel like this is my cue to make a joke.

pyreside: I am not sharing with Barbs. MY apple.

It's a red delicious, too. Sooooooo red.

Oh, well, never mind then. Granny smith forever.

We have them in the basket but I couldn't resist this thing, it's a monster.

But I got a Barbs emote out of it, I feel accomplished~