Woke me up by saying loudly in my face "do you wang a bum full of cum!" My reply was "it theory thats lovely but its 3.30!!!"

He said oh and instantly started snoring. I don't know if that was all in his sleep or not.

my bf does the same thing

!

he's sleep-walker

Aahahahaha that's funny He's a sleeping poet and maybe he doesn't know it!

I say take him up on the offer..

Lol. I like my sleep too much haha

lol

Smart man. Save your energy for better buggery later.