I think I wouldn't have even considered the possibility of gout had metonumia not planted the terrible thought many a moon ago

no gout sil vous plait.

tbh the fact that my terrible toe coincided with NEW TIGHT SHOES was a bit of a clue

BUT IDK IT HURT THIS MORNING :C

trust me if you had gout you wouldn't be

moving

\o/

Hahahah I believe you so much. Eventually I wiggled my toe at my coworker and she was like: You would NOT BE ABLE TO DO THAT IF YOU HAD GOUT, DUMBASS.

yay no gout!!

A HAPPY SHOUT, I don't think I have gout!