Petrie000:

i'll get better... i always do

KayshaYootz:

I give you 2 points for aroma - 2 for the bouquet... 2 for fermentation, and 2 more for decay.. and 2 for presentation - for style and grace and class....

and a ribbon for the first place in our festival of farts.

DrStrangeLoaf:

Leave it to Sig.

DrStrangeLoaf: failed image loading interstings.. was my fart so bad it killed the image server?

In 3rd grade I was once reprimanded severely in vocab for defining 'Surprise' as 'a fart with a lump'

Then again I also used 'contagious' in a sentence : 'my dad dropped a bag of nails and it too the cunt ages to pick them all up again'

I won't go into my short stories, but my teacher once referred to me as F-OFF Fittzgerald.