Perl is not your friend!

define your concept of reality

ones with which i could have the possiblity of getting laid

Any port in a storm?

no

esp since i have no ports

count me out?

besides i think a storm would be more analogous to an orgy than any kind of dry spell

better euphemism would be any oasis in a desert/drought

www.fleshlight.com/

thats not a real friend, thats something that you'd be disgusted with when cleaning

also aside from the possiblity of getting laid, normal human interaction would be a great thing

if 4chan passes...

i don't think that counts as "normal" anything

if there is a /n/ in 4chan.. seemingly normal, probably..

given what they do to normal places (i'm glad plurk isn't quite as public as other forums) i don't think it'd be safe for anyone anytime

yet