I'll do a persuasuive speech on why I should be president

First female gay president

yes good

i'll vote for colonel

yes

i was going to offer something. but no ideas-

Why everyone should love my girlfriend

they just can't have her

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why dragons are awesome.

why ferrets are adorable.

WHY SATSUMAS ARE THE GREATEST SNACK.

WHY YOUR FAVORITE DOCTOR IS THE BEST DOCTOR