hear she's a bitch :0

wouldn't know

i'm always on her good side

hah! that's a laugh, isn't it?

suppose you do have a think for luck, Kiddo.

*thang

*THING

i give up...

that's enough drunk plurking for one night

perfectly sober, thank you!

(by that i mean i've only had... 3 beers?)

I was about to call you a liar

but three beers is acceptable

anything less renders a man nonfunctional, don't you know, Kidd?

mentioning that: i've some leftover i -ahem- borrowed from another frat.

if you'd be interested in a drink.

if its the slosh i took the other day

that answer is a no

it's marginally better than said piss.

fine where is it

where else would i get wankered?

would you like me to draw you a map

of all the places i have found you

passed out pissed drunk?

yes =)

that's the whole campus mate

lies and slander, says i.

can't run from the truth forever, kenway

hey now!

there's plenty a place you've yet to find me passed out face down.

like......

the.......

uh........

................................that one building!

the one that randomly appears and disappears, aye?

that doesn't count

haven't blacked out there yet.

mostly because i can't seem to locate it but that's besides the point

ya can't pass out in a place you can't find

that a challenge?

damn right it is

aha! the devil you have, so be it!

this will be entertaining