this is what coffee is for

if i wish hard enough will the coffee appear in my room so i don't have to leave bed for it

maybe, idk

or you could give me a room number and i can make a delivery

don't need your name, just your number will do

are you an angel

if i am, i feel sorry for your afterlife

i am just a man that believes everyone should have a steady supply of the good stuff

it's an incredible offer, but i wouldn't want to make you go out of your way

I will already be up and i get bonuses for making deliveries

i'm so happy i transferred here