I gave him a People magazine and locked my office door

Oh hellz and he's really creepy...i would prefer that he not speak to me.

and he's smelly...

can you escape out the window?

the window is where I can see him and he talks thru it and i can smell him thru it

/me mentally conjurs the boss back from court.

ack, window is out of the question then

yayyy the boss is back and he is not going to appreciate being shut up in his office with this smelly individual

the conjur worked!!!

/me runs out and sprays the waiting room with air freshener

that's some powerful mind power. Could you conjur someone into my kitchen to make my dinner

hmm...let me try that out here in the office first...

Don't talk about me like that!