First off: what a fucking man this bloke was, writing this thing in six fucking weeks. I can't write a bleeding outline in six weeks, let alone a whole book.

coffeepowered relevant to your interests, chummy.

All right all right, starting this. Need to get in the right mindset. Think of Africa.

What the bollocks is in Africa?

women who don't wear bras.

Sounds like I need to take a trip to Africa then. Was thinking of studying abroad in India though.

You know what I like about this lot? How fucking manly they all were.

Honestly, don't know what the fuck happened, you know? Men these days are like stomps. Fucking poofters.

Now Allan Quartermain, THERE was a man.

imo, bollywood is more worth it. stick to india.

Look, first page and all. does not necessitate the employment of the pernicious system of forced celibacy

Yeah but Haggard makes Africa sound so exciting !

This plurk is satire, right?

No, it's completely serious.

Also I got bored with this and switched over to Maxim, which in my most humble opinion, makes for more educated reading.

Agreed.