This made my day

Very accurate.

indeeds.

Especially the "Once Innocuous Objects Now Fraught With Danger"

Mat is at the hypnotic screen stage. He now dances to Sesame Street songs.

still hasn't ventured to the toilet, tho

Jamie headbangs to music. Complete with arm-flailing.

^i suspect that's Sesame Street monster music, right there

Or Grover. Actually, muppets in general.

yeah. I've often demoed the Grover dance, which is dancing handcuffed, pushing wrists to chest and out, while facing cardinal directions in some unknown pattern

Kiko dances when he thinks no one is looking

Mat dances vigorously when his grandma and grandaunt are watching through webcam

^marunong

indeed. he had a blast when they were here for his birthday

Awww

Random thoughts of bringing our various off-spring together and encouraging them to have a dance party.

^ This of course would be recorded for future blackmail material.

Of course!