**throws giant cans of beer** (wrapped in koo-zies) for all her ol' plurk pals
*tries to catch* *misses* *gets konked on the head* *doesn't notice* 
See, I knew the beer would do something 
**throws 3 more to B-C***
*thanks sociallydostressed* You are not so distressed as your name implies!
b_c
has
no idea why beer gives him such a headache *konk* *konk-konk*
It's my fault b_c...not the beer....blame ME
b_c
will
live to plurk another day, and - hey! "Updates are ready for your computer." Woohoo! 
queencaffeine
says
updates...mmm....they are worrisome