What do you have? What do you want?

You mean like tattoos? I ain't got time for piercings, seems like a bit of a waste, that. But tattoos, Christ, I've got the fucking Sistine Chapel on me.

If Michelangelo were a pornographer instead of a painter, mind.

harems: To use the current vernacular, pics or GTFO

Seconding that. I want pics.

Or, hell, get your kit off the next time I see you and I'll judge there and then.