if everything is better in the bahamas like the commercials would like you to believe, does that mean that rape is better too?
puts simcop2387 on the top of the rape steering committees agenda
Me012001
says
/me rapes simcop2387 from behind
colonel mustard, in the kitchen, with the strap on
Me012001
says
who said it wasn't professor plum, in the kitchen, with a cucumber?
it was really miss scarlet, in the library, with the whip
Me012001
says
sorry Kent, you already guessed 
@Kent
is
no longer guessing and inventing fantasy alternatives
<_<
thinks this would make a really horrible clue parody game... we should get started