Bring on the hairy stranger asshole

i'll take a mcrib diet, i think

oy

this is not fair

is this an attractive stranger/asshole?

LOL

look a stinky sweaty hairy asshole doesn't get any less stank if it's attached to a pretty face

i'm just not going to lick an asshole. i'd also like to not die of a heart attack.

YOU DIDN'T SAY STINKY OR SWEATY. WHAT IF THEY DANCED AND WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO FRESHEN UP.

but, i mean... eating mcdonald's that often might as well be an asshole. so maybe i can just get it over with and be done

IF I MADE THE EFFORT TO SAY THAT HE WAS DANCING FOR 3 HOURS I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED HE DIDN'T GO WASH HIS ASS IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM FOR YOUR LICKING PLEASURE

WHY IS THIS A HE.

YOU NEED TO ELABORATE YOUNG MISS.

IDK

BECAUSE OF THE HAIRY PART I GUESS

IF A GIRL HAS A HAIRY BUTTHOLE SHE USUALLY TAKES CARE OF THAT

you haven't met my asshole.

lolllllll

omg

sweet jesus

I just snorted. lolll I'm supposed to be working and instead I'm talking about hairy assholes. Plurk win of the day!

okay, if this is like the grossest asshole in the history of assholes, I'll eat the McRibs. :/

I pretty much figure this is just a typical day of Dove's life

I don't think I could get through one McRib without puking

I'd have to just lick the asshole and puke the one time and be done

a mcrib might as well be an asshole, and you have to eat that every day

^

yeah but this is a complete stranger...with a stinky sweaty hairy asshole....I mean, we freak out if we touch someone accidentally and usually apologize - you're really going to stick your face between

their pasty cheeks and STICK YOUR TONGUE TO THEIR ASSHOLE?

we're not porn stars here, we're not comfortable with htis level of closeness!!

I feel like... a hate group should be formed against those who eat McRibs... for perpetuating the recurring production of them every year and forcing me to remember that it exists.

you don't know what's in that mcrib either though

Like... Westboro Baptist kind of hate

I hate them.

it's probably already touched an asshole

WHAT IF THIS WAS A BLUE WAFFLE KIND OF ASSHOLE RAYVN

so you're doing it either way

made of assholes

dude

no

OK NO ONE SAID IT WAS BLUE WAFFLE

nobody said it was that

IT'S A NORMAL ASSHOLE... IT'S JUST SWEATY AND DIRTY IN THIS MOMENT OF LICKING

just a regular, sweaty, hairy asshole, that i only have to put my tongue on for a second

so it could be freshened up in the bathroom? I'll lick the asshole then

NO

NO FRESHENING

hahahaha

PLAY BY THE FUCKING RULES SWANSON

you can just lick it, puke, and brush your teeth obsessively for the next week and be done

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT STINKY AND SWEATY, I CAN MAKE IT BLUE WAFFLY

exactly

ok well if you want to lick a blue waffle asshole, be my guest

hahahahaha

I'm not ...I'm eating the mcribs

choosing the mcrib is basically licking sweaty hairy assholes 3 times a day D:

I was just warning Rayvn off of the blue waffle asshole

THIS IS MY GAME

IT'S NOT BLUE WAFFLE

well, the asshole i'm licking isn't blue waffle

I MAKE THE RULES

so i'm safe

GO MAKE YOUR OWN GAME

you could say that about any number of fast food items though! and we still eat them

no

McRib is the worst

have you had a mcrib?

I would eat almost anything else

over the asshole

they're TERRIBLE

for a year

but the McRib

NO

i've never even had a mcrib, and i know i shouldn't be eating it

I might have had a bite of one at some point in my life. I've "made" them plenty of times though, and smelled their deathly aroma.

its like soggy rubber dipped in bbq sauce

dipped in asshole

soggy rubber asshole meat

and jizzed on by drunk leprechauns

lollll

D:

deep fried in vomit

but I've also ate/made "chicken" nuggets. lol and ..taco bell "beef"....and ...yeah.

drunk leprechaun vomit

yeah but at least those taste good

exactly

mcnuggets are fucking delicious

and don't even get Kaz started on Taco Bell ok

and taco bell...yeah

I'm not sure why I am even on this side of the line. I don't even like McRibs. lol

I'll just sit here with my freshened asshole.

YOU DON'T GET A FRESHENED ASSHOLE

I just don't see myself putting my face in a stranger's ass even for a second. So I guess it's McRib for me!

enjoy your cardiac arrest

not much difference, Dove. You're now just doing it 3 times a day

rip