Try cleaning your half of the goddamn dorm.

i think you have me mistaken for someone else, love, i room alone

i bet he thought you were me.

oh goddamn it why can't you people have names.

i do have a name! just not one i choose to write down here

you don't even have a name you have boxes

it's a crown because she's a queen.

coffeepowered: someone acknowledges it

well forgive me your Majesty, I mistook you for tweedlefuckwit here.

forgiven before you had to ask