oh boy our bathroom is apparently kinda gross and there is a MYSTERY TIMER counting down to ???

also already beginning to regret my choice in roommate, he hit me with a dildo

seriously though the timer is making noise and is very confusing i dont really know what to do with that well have to ask landlord dude about it later

HE HIT ME IN THE LEG WITH A BAD DRAGON PRODUCT

matt dont word it like that it makes it sound like its you

Oh wait, is this the friend who 'collects dildos for academic purposes' ?

he doesnt collect, thank god, he's only got the one. but, yes.