*[PTERODACTLY RAGE NOISES]* EVERY SINGLE TIME I TRY TO DO THIS SPEECH I LOSE THESE STUPID FRIGGING CARDS
THIS IS LITERALLY THE FOURTH TIME
THERE'S FOUR SETS OF STUPID FUCKING MACKINAW NOTECARDS JUST SITTING AROUND MY STUPID HOUSE
/SEETHES FIRE
/quietly opens up powerpoint and Word and prepares to do them again
/pats