In non-news, Lancelot has been FRENCH KISSING (how appropriate) his Master for a few minutes now. He will continue to indulge himself in this Emotional and Sexual display until Kariya says NO.

So yeah, there's my Ship!

Haha, although right now it's one-sided PHYSICALLY, and his Master has a Girlfriend. Hey, that's what you get when Lancelot is your Servant. TROUBLE.

I do have other Ships for Lancelot in the Tower, but most of those I keep on the DOWNLOW even from Lancelot himself.

Since I dunno if I will get any questions, I might as well answer some that I will now MAKE UP.

Would Lancelot pair up with a Lady? Unlikely. Though he does swing both ways, She would have to be one SUPERLATIVE (and Patient) lady. He considers Guinevere his Last and Forever Love, still, so that's...

A PRETTY TALL BARRIER TO SURMOUNT.

Would Lancelot Fuck a Guy in the Tower? Yes, probably. If he were sufficiently motivated. He probably would NOT tell his Master, though.

~~~{[;3]}

Patent Pending on the Berserker Emote, just FYI.

Two Things before I bust out some Tags:

- NO. I don't ship Lancelot/Arthur in the Fate/Zero-verse. But YES, I do ship it in the myths and OaFK because How Can You Not.

- YES. I will answer questions about his Dick. If there are any.

LOLS

don't worry, Kariya's girlfriend is adopting a kitty with her Servant

so it's all good

maybe

what happens to his dick when he's under Mad Enhancement?

offduty: Not that I know of! I just enjoyed the foolishness of making the offer!

lotusgenie: IT BECOMES CRAZY. CRAZY COCK.

Cock rampage?

YES. FLAMING COCK RAMPAGE.

is a Noble Phantasm on the level of Arondight, though?

pepperprints: Ask me, ask me, ask me

lotusgenie: Hahaha, his Dick SHOULD be a NP. Cos it causes enough destruction, yo.

I would like very much to indulge these FEELINGS.

IT IS NOT WRONG

YES THEY SHOULD

And if you ever want Lancelot as That Bad Man's Servant, as we discussed, just let me know and we can take a shot at threading it out somewhere.

I'm sorry, I'm just imagining Kariya and Shinji looking for their respective Servants and finding them doing unmentionable things to each other.

journeymancrystal: There is no need to be sorry since GIL is one of the aforementioned DOWNLOW ships and I would pay good money to make this happen.

TRAUMATIZED TBH

Hahahaha, POOR SHINJI. Oh, Lancleot's Master would be so MAD to him!

oh no...

poor poor Shinji

Haha, those two are way to sly to ever get found out. But this is probably going on ANYHOW.

Yes, Kariya would not approve of this!!

Don't be jealous, Kariya!

HE'S NOT, he swears-- he doesn't like Gilgamesh!

He's prejudiced

Lancelot's favorite sexual position, if he has one?

No, Kariya is Not JELLUS at ALL. ;3

Haha, it doesn't doesn't help that he doesn't like Gil! AT ALL.

Hrmm, Lancelot enjoys being in control, and probably prefers face -to-face fucking, since he gets off on seeing the pleasure he gives a partner? So probably missionary or being ridden.

He also likes it standing.

It's never too late! We should do this on the real!

I do not mind that a bit! I work well with snails, as I am only a Sloth myself.

If you've something/place in mind, set it up when you like and let me know! :3

Haha, I will be happy with whatever, as far as Tower things are concerned. But if you want to thread out the Kirei is Lancelot's master things, we can do that anywhere else you like!

Lancelot is... At your disposal... sexy Lancelot hair-flipping

GOES TO BED BUT IS ENTHUSED