you deserve a nice bouquet of floggers.

There are some really nice ones in an online shop over here called LoveHoney, and looking at the delivery options, you could possibly get your bouquet.

nice ones are hard to come by

bettre to make them, eh, mostlyhermetic?

imagines that mostlyhermetic has those kind of skills.

does actually

not Marks and Spencers?

those from Spencers don't leave Marks.

mostlyhermetic: have you tried the ball chain ones yet? good times