Go for it

five people tempest would bang in exsi right now go

In no particular order: Peter, Isaac, Charlie Dyer, James Bond . . . Jesse . . .

jesse's dead tempest that's questionable

peter feels classy as hell about being on a list with james bond tho

tempest doesn't know he's dead :'D

peter doesn't either actually, steph just said he's gone home.

hahaha . . .

see tho which ones would she admit to

like half that list

which ones would she admit to yesss

james.

i lied it's only one of them

tho she'd tease peter and isaac, moreso peter since

they talk a little more about that stuff

er

tease them ABOUT it

words are hard

hahah cute. isaac has a sense of propriety that's all.

it's one thing to tease tho, if it ever came up seriously it'd be like. UM???

it's one thing to offer to strip, it's another to go to the next part

oh tempest

never admitting to jesse :'D

why not!!

because things!!

peter would never bring it up seriously because he thinks tempest is just messing with him and he'd feel kinda weird about it anyway XD

teenagers don't seduce ladies 10 years older than them it's just not done!!1!

tempest pls!!

jesse pls!!

and also peter pls

what

tempest isn't messing him so much as she doesn't think he's taking it seriously and also their relationship is totally going in a different direction

hence all the DONT CALL ME MOM

hahahahaha he does it specifically to tweak her

he'd take it more seriously if he thought it was actually a possible thing.

it's actually 'stop mothering me i find you sexually attractive'

hilariously is a possible thing she just kind of . . . fails . . .

also she'd mother you either way

because dumb boys pls

shh shh stop fussing and let them pretend they're not hopeless and dumb

no :|

:/

maybe when you're capable boys she'll stop fussing

his real mom thinks he's capable :/

you don't even fight!!

isaac fights :/

note how i fuss at you more than him

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this is what you get when you sign up to be friends with tempest ok

if somebody was actually like 'listen child imma teach you how to hit shit now' he'd be like SIGH SIGH FINE

but this is a kid who hasn't bothered to learn this stuff despite getting bullied pretty hardcore through school.

maybe that's what she'll get in him in return for christmas

i'll teach you how to defend yourself

sob

getting him bruises for christmas

socruel

i won't give you bruises :/

that's what they all say :/

:| i'll give you bruises if you want them tho

that a kink peter

.............not this kind of bruises

hahaha

but no she'll be surprisingly gentle

that will probably work out pretty well, actually. goading peter into things is not super effective and he's not trying to be helpless so much as he just...really doesn't like being violent.

see there's an important difference between fighting and self defense dear

she'll teach the latter cuz she can respect the not wanting to be violent thing

good tempest

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