1. Because it's tedious

2. Because I can't do it

3. It hurts to lean over

4. It looks like a four year old wrapped these

god same

my wrapping is a trainwreck

I was going to buy bags but I figured we had some at home, which we do!

But they're downstairs in the basement

And fuck going to the basement at 2am

All but 3 also applies to me

bags are cuter also

hahaha once I worked in a bookstore

and we had free gift wrap at the holidays

and my boss was like "everyone does the gift wrap!"

until she saw my attempts at wrapping gifts and went "everyone does the gift wrap!! ...GIVE ME THAT KAMA OMG D:"

it wasn't my proudest moment sigh

HAHAHAHA

she tried for weeks to teach me and just got progressively more weary