And It. Is. PERFECTION.

I know you guys probably won't understand a lot of it but I'm DYING over here because every single part of it is truth.

And if something doesn't make sense to you feel free to ask. I love talking about the craziness that happened there.

It seems everyone loved Rose. GURL, BYE

HAHA, unless you're being sarcastic, no. We hated her.

If we had to cancel mid-show due to problems instead of doing the full spiel to explain what happened and try to get the guests out of the theater on a happy note she'd just say "Show's canceled, BYE!" and exit

And it made everything SUPER awkward for the rest of us. And she was just an awful performer. I still can't believe she quit and never got fired.

What's an AGVA?

It's a union performer. AGVA was the union.

They were the "Casey"'s, the human performers that sort of MC'd the show and talked to the puppets and introduced each new scene.

Rose was a Casey.

Well I shouldn't say were, because they show's still going. I'm just not doing it anymore.

Oh, I got the point that y'all didn't like her. What was so nice about Track 6 compared to Tracks 1 & 2?

Track 6 was so. freaking. easy. I did T6 and it was by far my favorite. Each track did a main "Mickey and Friends" pupppet... except T6. They did Goofy's arms.

It was so chill. T1 and 2 were evil, especially T2. Lots of super heavy puppets that had a TON of lines and never getting a break.

I never did either of them, thank goodness.

I did do T5, though, which was also pretty difficult, but not quite as much as 1 and 2.

What are the "Four Keys"?

Safety, Courtesy, Show, Efficiency. Basically when you work at Disney you live by the four keys.

We used to make fun of it because supposedly safety is the first key but it was common for management to go "oh something is wrong with the show that compromises the performers' safety? The show must go on!"

But then later say "something's wrong that compromises the equipment? HALT EVERYTHING!!!"

Oh, dear ..... hrm.

[snarks] Equipment is hard to replace, after all.