I've been called a hypocrite for not following my own advice, and I don't think that's entirely fair - as I'm not the kind of person I would ask for advice..
PREACH 
Siggy knows what's up.
people need to learn to ask the right questions. theres "i need your advice" and then theres "what would you do"
these can be two COMPLETELY different things
Exactly.
I know what I'd do, and I know what's smart to do, and never the 'twain shall meet, 90% of the time.
ahahaahha i know right?
It takes a special kind of motherfucker to survive proper bad decisionmaking. 
they say you get wisdom after a while. i dont know about that. i mostly got infections.
Oh, I got plenty of wisdom.
It's just muffled by all the scars covering it up.
It's just muffled by all the scars covering it up.
That, and, let's be honest, here:
How often is the right thing, the fun thing?
almost never. and you know what, lifes too fuckin short
Bingo.
Besides, nobody at a wake ever tells the story of that night you showed good decisionmaking!