After laughing uncontrollably I guessed he was trying to be romantic with French and stuff

bless lol

"mange tout" means eat everything lol

I know it does. but in Britain it specifically is used as the name for French peas in the pod because you are eating all of the pea

so imagine your bf turning to you and saying peas! is a seductive way as possible

well, if you are into watersports....

lol

agreed, cute but funny

C’est adorable.