{ LIFE HACK } Apply Matte Lipstick in a bright Crimson sometime in the late evening. Forget about doing this. Sit down at Computer to do Tags/Work/Fuck Around...
Bite Fingernails.
Look down at keyboard to see it Smeared with Red. Think for a moment that you are SERIOUSLY BLEEDING from SOMEWHERE.
No you're just an idiot with an oral fixation who has gotten Lipstick all over your Keyboard.
TA DA
Keyboard: looking all Res-Evil
not the worst thing to get on a keyboard, at least...
WINNER
Haha, yeah far from the worst!
