had a sinus cold so bad every time my husband talked to me, his voice reverberated through my clogged sinuses. He picked me up some drugs, not my usual brand, but hey, same difference, right?

I took one and the pain went, but I still felt all the pressure, so I took a second one. About ten minutes later, thought "you know, I'll bet I'm not supposed to be floating right now."

later, went to the kitchen to put food on plates for kids. Instead, stared at food for 10 min

Finally asked husband, "how do people go to work high?!" He said "I, uh, assume they have some tolerance first." "Oh. NOT LIKE ME." "No. Not like you."

you should go write some poetry while in this state. It will be epic.

basically, everything was epic when I was that high. Took me 6 or 7 hours to come back down.

well, yes, to YOU everything was epic. I meant your poetry would be epic for US too...

you must liveblog this

sorry, liveblogging would have been boring! I'd have written half a status update, then wandered off to watch the cat twitch its tail for half an hour. Eventually passed out and woke up STILL HIGH.

Wow. Way to go about dealing with a sinus infection!

Bugger the liveblog, that's justin.tv territory

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