Thank you!

Featuring Angelic Teen Heartthrob and his textbook approach to humans, the Three Kitchen Stooges, papermancy, and the first round of Science vs. Ethics (ethics won due to superior conversational skills, btw).

Apologies for any rough bits. Shaking off years of rust.

Hey, it went flawlessly

THEY'RE NOT STOOGES. THEY'RE MY STAFF AND I LOVE THEM. ;w;

THEY TRIED TO KILL ME ;w;

THEY ARE SIMPLE CREATURES ;w;

The heavy-bottomed pan was HARMLESS.
Mostly.

I was trying to SAVE LIVES ;w;

YOU TOUCHED MY BOOB

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN COURTSHIP. YOU WEREN'T BREATHING :w;