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Tags! Incidentaly, I kill my characters when it's in character... AND ALSO JUST BECAUSE I'M A CRUEL GOD. Speaking of Which, could your Character Top Mine?
Tags! Incidentaly, I kill my characters when it's in character... AND ALSO JUST BECAUSE I'M A CRUEL GOD. Speaking of Which, could your Character Top Mine?
Topping Lancelot? Well, Ladies have a better chance of that. Though he wouldn't say no to the right sort of man. cough ARTHUR cough
Tokiomi... I could give a crass answer here, but I'll wait to see what rolls in.
RandomAngelic: Yeah, with Arturia in particular it's difficult. He sees her as a King, not as a woman, really. And he can't imagine her ever wanting to get in his Tights.
Man!Saber gets KIND OF a pass because Lancelot is so thrown off by Arthur being a man. It sort of bewilders/dazzles him. He might put out!
Oh, Gwen. 
HAHAH YES EXACTLY. Arturia is her Role for him. She's his King-- and he also has this Veneration of Women Rulers thing that he gets from being raised by the Faerie Queen.
YES. LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.
TRAUMA
^SEE ABOVE^
He can't see you as a woman, Arthur. He just can't.
THANK GOD.
I have discovered this week that this is a SHIP for some people! As much as I love these people, I DON'T GET IT.
My brain.
Haha, yeah but you are a Saber player, so that's only to be expected I suppose.
SO CRUEL.
Well, he would do it if drunk and given sufficient incentive! But he'd treat Arturia like a hot Squire. Not like a Lady For Seducing.
... now THAT, I can get with.
YUP.
maybe if I hit it from the back...
BUT.
NOT HARDLY.
There is not enough mead or ale or wine in the kingdom-- and then there is too much.
Haha, the lineface is a nice touch.
He makes a nice body pillow when passed out! I'd stick around.