Lesson learned: Never complain about something you aren't prepared to fix yourself.

eep?

I am used to broccoli being green. I am not used to it being fuzzy. I also found a rubbermaid thing containing a congealed brown sludge of unknown origin.

Also a ziploc baggie of dehydrated pickle chips, a dessicated apple, and a Jimmy John's sandwich that has been in there for months.

did you go in armed? Sounds like you should have. Preferably with a shotgun.

I wish. All I had was paper towels.

ugh desiccated apple. unpleasantly reminded of the time I realised I'd forgotten an apple in my schoolbag, but only after it stained my books with manky juice

never encountered gone off broccoli and from your description glad of it