eiji/hina/ankh - hobo jacks off to disembodied arm while sad orphan watches

omf

gnjkrtj

GOOD THOUGH...

shotaro/philip - man hides 15 year old in his basement

mai/kouta/kaito - 16 year old girl enthusiastic about an orange and a banana

enthusiastic about an orange and a banana wheeze

THESE ARE ALL PERFECT

john/karkat (im not even in the fandom anymore im just enthusiastic about them) - angry insect alien learns the most powerful emotion of all, friendship

date/gotou - date gives birth (omfg im sorry)

alistair/anora - half-zombie marries the queen

bdfjkb

DATE GIVES BIRTH

POPTART I HATE YOU SFM RIGHT NOW

:')

IM AT WORK AND MY COWORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

for the wheezing laughter i'm sure

YOURE WELCOME

akiko/terui - beautiful middle schooler falls in love with motorcycle

cvyjkn

wheeze

eren/armin/mikasa - orphans bond over not getting eaten by naked giants

ok that's it. my otps.

this has been a plurk

intense giggling