I'd be a quirky/batshit insane one.

My time as Jim Moriarty and Raoul Silva should stand as proof enough.

ooo Jim Moriarty

Sexiness in a nice suit and Irish accent

I s2g. British people. Irish people. all y'all with your accents.

you could read the damn phone book and most americans would be like "SLEEP WITH ME."

"but I'm reading the phone book" "I DON'T CARE."

haha

I wish I had a cool accent

Where are you from? If you don't mind me asking.

See where I'm from (Newcastle) the accent is considered one of the hardest to understand out of regional accents.

Southern California

Specifically near los angeles in orange county

The californians 3 this is basically us

Nice.

It's always looked like a nice place to visit.

It is!

but again.

IDK.